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3 days ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My kids asked me to take a picture of this cool looking car we saw recently. ...
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3 days ago

Señor Juan Galvan
One of my neighbors is flying this "Rambo Trump" flag in front of their house. ...
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5 days ago

Señor Juan Galvan
A year ago I was at Sam's Club with my wife who insisted on stocking up on food and toilet paper because shelves were going to be empty and everything was going to shut down. I told her she was overreacting. I listened to her anyway and turns out she was right. ...
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1 week ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today I began preparing for Ramadan by overeating at iftar time. Maybe tomorrow I'll skip lunch all together. Also in the news... This meme tells the story. ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Don't fall for these emails. Always check who the sender really is. ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
For the first time, scientists have cloned an endangered U.S. species: a black-footed ferret named Elizabeth Ann, whose donor has been dead for more than 30,000,000 years. I added the extra zeros for added effect. www.popularmechanics.com/science/amp35565146/scientists-clone-endangered-species-black-footed-fer... ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
This is how I would look right now if my face was round and yellow. 🤔 ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Look at who we saw on our way to Cancun, Mexico! ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Why Amazon? Why? ...
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3 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
This cold weather is so unusual in many parts of this country. Yet, so many people don't believe in global warming. Why not? Have you ever heard of the ice age? ...
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3 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
It's been snowing all day! ...
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3 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
FedEx delivered a package today. Who's the lazy guy - me or the delivery guy? ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I miss waking up to Donald J Trump's wisdom found in his every Tweet. What are we going to do without Ivanka's profound knowledge and experience? How will Jared ever complete his ambitious to-do list? I guess my kids will never know how to "BE BEST" without Melania. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Check out my "The Far Side" 2021 desk calendar. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I couldn't find 1000mg Tums on Amazon so I went with this brand. Don't buy it! It smells like stinky arm pits. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
So I told my kid to clean up his room and he did it real quick. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
A family member thanked me for letting her borrow some of my Islamic books with a gift. I love it! ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Who cares if one more light goes out?Well I do ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My wife just sent me this video. I do have ADHD and some of the video is true for me but since being diagnosed I've read a few books to learn some coping skills. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I'd like to get my wife a Roomba but I'm worried my kids would always pick it up or play with it like it's a toy truck. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
How to creep out a a recent Muslim convert and make her rethink her decision. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Why does this happen everytime I give a presentation? ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Later today...I hope. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I really need to talk to my kids. One of my kids thought I grew up in Mexico. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I encourage you to watch this summary about yesterday's events at the U.S. Capitol. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
What's the fatwa about drinking water from the Piggly Wiggly? ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Here's to a new year! 2021 can only be better. Right? ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Check out this old mosque from Poland!Kruszyniany Mosque is a wooden mosque located in the village of Kruszyniany, in Podlaskie Voivodeship, Poland. The building is the oldest Lipka Tatar mosque in Poland. The mosque was commissioned in the 18th century. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Ok, I've lived sort of like that in college. After accepting Islam, I lived with two other brothers in a one-bedroom apartment. We all slept in sleeping bags and we literally had almost no furniture. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My first job was hoeing cotton for $3 an hour. I felt rich making $120 a week. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
When my sister returned from vacation this week, she was surprised to learn that five of their patients died from Covid-19 complications. She works at a dialysis center. Please wear a mask and social distance. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
When I was in college, a classmate told me she was from Mexico City and I immediately thought of a small village with adobe houses.. A lot of people don't realize how disconnected a lot of us Mexican-Americans are from Mexico. This is how Mexico City really looks like. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
THIS SUMMER my wife bought a box of delicious baklava for next Ramadan. Next Ramadan is in mid-April so I just stare at the box waiting for Ramadan. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Covid-19 took the lives of 2,733 Americans yesterday. We've become desensitized. 🙁 ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today is my eldest sister's birthday and my youngest sister's. They were born 15 years apart. Memories! ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My family was playing Trivia Pursuit recently when my 5th grader guessed "Bill Gates" to the question "Who discovered the law of gravity?" ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today I was helping my son put away his clothes when I had a thought. When I was young, my family lived in a 2 bedroom/1 bathroom house - 8 kids and 2 adults. Where did we keep all our clothes? It's not like we owned 8 dressers. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today I googled: Is biryani good for you? ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
This commercial reminds me of my cousin who we nicknamed "Cheetoe" because he loved eating Cheetoes. You'd never be surprised to see the Cheetoe orange around his month and on his shirt.#cheetoes ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I have worked in real estate and retail. I've seen this kind of behavior firsthand. Most people aren't vocal as he is. They just act on their biases. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Will Facebook ever allow us to filter out certain keywords in posts by our FB friends? Wouldn't it be cool if you could block out all references to certain celebrities? How about no more explicit posts and memes on your timeline? ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Baby Yoda had breakfast with us this morning. Mando refused to take off his helmet so he just sat on the couch watching the news. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
"Who's that guy t-posing on Vovo's door?" asked my youngest son while pointing at a cross at his grandma's house. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
We were so poor growing up that my parents would recycle floss daily and there were eight of us kids! ...
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