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14 hours ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Ramadan Mubarak. My wife is staying up late tonight getting ready for our suhoor. And, I'm worried I will oversleep. ...
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1 week ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My Tia cooked delicious arroz con pollo and made homemade tortillas for us. Buttered tortillas. Mmm. My aunt and uncle live outside of Orlando. ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
This is the closest I got to the beach. ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
We are on our way to visit my mom-in-law. My youngest son asked if we were going to Brazil. No, we're going to Florida, I said. ...
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2 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My 8 year old: Daddy, What's the dumbest thing you did when you were young?My wife: Your dad did a lot of dumb things when he was young. ...
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3 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today we visited Superman in Metropolis. ...
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3 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today my youngest son asked, "What is the smallest chicken in the world?" My wife and I thought that was an weird question and it got me thinking about the answer. Have you ever heard of Malaysian Serama Bantam Chickens? ...
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4 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
At&t is now giving me FREE caller id! ...
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4 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today I found one of my sons with his DS2 in his room when he's supposed to be working on homework. He told me that he only uses it when he takes breaks. I asked him, "Is it like 90/10 break versus work?" Update: He just finished his homework much sooner than usual. 🙂 ...
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4 weeks ago

Señor Juan Galvan
The wind is extra loud tonight. When I was a little kid, the loud wind would keep me awake. I'd ask my mom why the wind was so loud and she'd tell me that meant La Llora was nearby. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I'm having a tough time pressing this button. My wife got a new phone and I'm PRETTY sure I've backed up everything. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I'm not sure if it's the vaccine or just my ADHD but yesterday I got distracted while going to the refrigerator to get ketchup. Instead on my way there, I stopped in front of the kitchen cabinets and got a bowl and spoon. This happened at dinner time. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I received my first Covid-19 vaccine today. 🙂 ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Many people of color can relate. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My kids asked me to take a picture of this cool looking car we saw recently. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
One of my neighbors is flying this "Rambo Trump" flag in front of their house. ...
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1 month ago

Señor Juan Galvan
A year ago I was at Sam's Club with my wife who insisted on stocking up on food and toilet paper because shelves were going to be empty and everything was going to shut down. I told her she was overreacting. I listened to her anyway and turns out she was right. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Today I began preparing for Ramadan by overeating at iftar time. Maybe tomorrow I'll skip lunch all together. Also in the news... This meme tells the story. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Don't fall for these emails. Always check who the sender really is. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
For the first time, scientists have cloned an endangered U.S. species: a black-footed ferret named Elizabeth Ann, whose donor has been dead for more than 30,000,000 years. I added the extra zeros for added effect. www.popularmechanics.com/science/amp35565146/scientists-clone-endangered-species-black-footed-fer... ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
This is how I would look right now if my face was round and yellow. 🤔 ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Look at who we saw on our way to Cancun, Mexico! ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Why Amazon? Why? ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
This cold weather is so unusual in many parts of this country. Yet, so many people don't believe in global warming. Why not? Have you ever heard of the ice age? ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
It's been snowing all day! ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
FedEx delivered a package today. Who's the lazy guy - me or the delivery guy? ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I miss waking up to Donald J Trump's wisdom found in his every Tweet. What are we going to do without Ivanka's profound knowledge and experience? How will Jared ever complete his ambitious to-do list? I guess my kids will never know how to "BE BEST" without Melania. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Check out my "The Far Side" 2021 desk calendar. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I couldn't find 1000mg Tums on Amazon so I went with this brand. Don't buy it! It smells like stinky arm pits. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
So I told my kid to clean up his room and he did it real quick. ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
A family member thanked me for letting her borrow some of my Islamic books with a gift. I love it! ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Who cares if one more light goes out?Well I do ...
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2 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
My wife just sent me this video. I do have ADHD and some of the video is true for me but since being diagnosed I've read a few books to learn some coping skills. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I'd like to get my wife a Roomba but I'm worried my kids would always pick it up or play with it like it's a toy truck. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
How to creep out a a recent Muslim convert and make her rethink her decision. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Why does this happen everytime I give a presentation? ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Later today...I hope. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I really need to talk to my kids. One of my kids thought I grew up in Mexico. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Watch this whole video until the end. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
I encourage you to watch this summary about yesterday's events at the U.S. Capitol. ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
What's the fatwa about drinking water from the Piggly Wiggly? ...
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3 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Here's to a new year! 2021 can only be better. Right? ...
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4 months ago

Señor Juan Galvan
Check out this old mosque from Poland!Kruszyniany Mosque is a wooden mosque located in the village of Kruszyniany, in Podlaskie Voivodeship, Poland. The building is the oldest Lipka Tatar mosque in Poland. The mosque was commissioned in the 18th century. ...
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